Somehow I'm going to junior college now. 2 years, yessir.

• FIREWATCH, summer job. I've always been good at not catching on fire or blowing up. It's basically my calling.
• FARMER, sellin' produce. Makin cash money.

I'm sorry, do other people have plans? I'm just catching myself before I fall, landing in whatever this is. I'm going to college. Regardless. Somewhere.