S P R I N G B R E A K

GRANNY DA:
We're gonna go get coffee beniets and later.
...L A T E R...
MOM:
When we goin get them beniets?
GRANNY DA:
After while, when we finish eatin!
MONY:
Well, Da, when you plannin on eatin?
GRANNY DA:
I donno, Ma, like around six or six-thirty.
MONY:
So we goin eat beniets about six?
MOMMA:
No, we goin at six-thirty, right, Ma?
GRANNY DA:
Fa God's sakes no, we goin at like about seven. Thirty.
MONY:
Well that's not what you said! We goin at six, huh?
MOMMA:
When we even goin to be able to watch the movie?
GRANNY DA:
What movie?
MOMMA:
The Hangover!
MONY:
Who has a hangover?
GRANNY DA:
Who said we're getting a movie?
MONY:
How are we going to eat a movie?
MOMMA:
You said we could get a redbox movie!
MONY:
I did?
MOMMA:
Not you, Mony, Momma.
GRANNY DA:
I never said that, that's ya'll that said that. I didn't say nothin bout no redbox.
MONY:
Shoe box?
MOMMA:
Who said shoes?
GRANNY DA:
Nobody said nothin about no redbox, no movie, and no six o'clock.
MONY:
So, now we not goin till seven. Thirty. (Psh) Shit, I just go put on my soft clothes.
GRANNY DA:
Whatever, listen to your grand-daughter, you know she's crazy. Yeah go put on your soft clothes.
MONY:
Well, I can't. What we gonna eat for supper?
GRANNY DA:
Well I told you I made a roast. We goin get beniets after we eat supper.
MONY:
Supper? What was for lunch.
MOMMA:
Sandwiches. We're going eat redbox beniets at midnight and goin buy some new shoes so go put on your soft clothes and load up in the roast.
GRANNY DA:
Lord Jesus.