M O N Y W O U L D N O T A P P R O V E

So, Kate Gosselin, mother of 8 and recently divorced and reality-show-less, has decided her time away from prime time just isn't fulfilling enough for her. Kate will be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, show devoted and beloved by washed-up "celebrities" (this season alongside Kate will be Pamala Anderson.) I would hate to be her daughter, to years from now see what a terrible, greedy person she's become.