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[on bowling] one shoe on one shoe off, slidin' down the alley!
I want to talk to you about blogging. [Yes, I'm tearing down the fourth wall and pointing directly at you.] I've been neglecting you, which is something I do sometimes. I've also been treating you like we're friends, which I have to do sometimes.
But I also think I should mention that I didn't intend for this to be a diary, a place to come whine. When I started this no one read it. It was a blog for me to free write in. Where I could do everything Natalie Goldberg and Dr. Lebow wanted me to do. Write badly;write often. But, now I feel like I have a lot to say. Now, I want you guys to understand.
I'd rather you hear it from me.
(That would be the title of my blog, if I changed it--I think.)
On a sidebar, I think Pandora finally understands me. I made a Vampire Weekend station. That doesn't mean I want to listen to Death Cab every three songs, even though I love them, it means I want you to play Ben Folds.
And yes, I do like Band of Horses, no matter who showed them to me.
So I think if Pandora gets me after two years, maybe you do too. Because honestly I did make this blog for Mony. And everything in my life will always be for her, or related to her. Because sometimes family makes more sense than religion, and love makes more sense than devotion, and it's a lot easier to love and understand your crazy great-grandmother.
So, I'm sorry, Mr. Whitebeard but maybe you should write me back and take some lessons from sweet old cajun ladies. Really, I feel like gumbo can be enough religion for anyone.
Jordan's blogs make me cry. Jordan is a beautiful person. I think friends become family just as easy as some family can never be your friend. Jordan's blog is called ENGLISH IV. Even though we're in college now. It's a title. It's a moment and a picture of that time. That's what my title is. If she's not changing hers I'm not changing mine.
I haven't told you about Mony in a while. I'll do that.
*Mony told Mom happy birthday four times on four separate days, and sent her two birthday cards.
*I called Mony for she and Paw's anniversary. She said these things:
-it sure is hot
-you start school soon?
-that's on my calendar
-it's almost your mom's birthday
-I called your mom
-is it your birthday?
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OTHER THINGS
1) My aunt worked for a big deal hotel in new orlens (britney spears stayed there) and she wasn't allowed to have a facebook
2) My mom's ...friend works for a law office, they monitor her facebook to make sure she isn't innapropriate
3) If you work for MSA or attend MSA MSA will monitor your facebook
Things that are not related: any temp job that's entry-level. (IE: college/high school jobs)See More
Ashlyn Brooke Ervin All things work out for good. Romans 8:28
Which, if you must know, is something beyond a bible verse for me and extremely personal.
What I MEANT however, was that intelligent people will have jobs. Unintelligent people--on the same accord, do... not need Hunter telling them how to keep their jobs. Unintelligent people should not and probably won't hold the higher up jobs that negate stalking employees' facebooks.
Also--you don't know what attacking is. Also, Hunter and I are friends. Also, God didn't decide which words were curse words, people did. Also, without cheating on Google, do you know who gave up their tomb for Jesus? Also--don't challenge my religion (especially over facebook). Also, do YOU go to Jesus college too?
Daniel, we didn't start the fire.
Ashlyn Brooke Ervin Hunter does not need defense. She's a very strong girl.
We were explaining the situation (because someone obviously misinformed her).
We weren't doing anything unfriendly.
...
And, actually, the only person being rude and offensive here is you.
Jonathan Taylor Moose what a snobby little bitch. i'm really glad i don't know you and ps you like you're twelve so i really don't have the heart to tell you off anymore than what i just did. also, i think its immature to challenge other people's beliefs. if you... don't like what someone has on their page, then fuck you and deal with you.
and hunter i'm really sorry for writing this on you're page but that little girl deserved it.
Ashlyn Brooke Ervin I'm eighteen. I don't curse. I didn't disagree with her--I informed her of how facebook works.
I haven't seen Hunter have a problem with anything actually.
I'm a freshmen in college.
If you don't like the internet go sleep in the kitchen.
Als...o, I am not twelve.
Also ILY Hunter.
Also, seriously. I don't curse on facebook.
Also I'm really happy I don't know you either because, in your mind, you did curse out a twelve year old. I'm not little. Are you challenged in any way? I have a tattoo. =18?
Also, your last name is moose, things you say to me (type) translate to sounding like bullwinkle.
Also, if you can't man up and debate intelligently over your beliefs then keep them to yourself, especially over the internet.
Also, I really don't like you mister bullwinkle, not at all.
Ashlyn Brooke Ervin Mister Bullwinkle, what you just said is a threat. That is not at all mature, debate like, or polite. Much less Christian. I am straight. But, if you condone hate crimes and are homophobic I suggest you read the bible, the internet, or the ...news.
Also, you still feel like I'm twelve. You realize you're condoning threatening and battering a minor? Seriously Mister Bullwinkle?
Your daddy was wrong, BTW, a dike could take on any boy.
But I am not a dike. At all. I have a boyfriend. But, really, you didn't have to know that.
I'm not gay.
I am a nerd and I'm quite proud of it.
I have friends. Like Hunter.
Your name is moose. Mr. Bullwinkle.
...Tell me about yourself. I'd like to play that game, too.See More
Corey Brown GIRL... CHILL OUT. How can you bash on him for being immature and at the same time come up with something as childish as calling him "mr. bullwinkle?" Even calling me out for wanting to avoid EXACTLY THIS was a showcase of immaturity. And y...ou claim to not be snobby, but you're "always right?" you do realize the things you're saying are totally contradicting each other right? How can you be 18 and in college, yet have the maturity of a twelve-year-old. You always have to have the last word don't you? I told myself i wasn't going to bother messaging you anymore, but GOOD GRIEF...
Also, how is he in your club? I don't curse (which obviously means a lot to this club) and he does (to a 12 year old, he thinks...) and I believe in God.
I feel like I meet the qualifications.
Jordan Scaife Don't talk trash about Ashlyn. She is my best friend. She is not a dyke (*Check your spelling). But if you only fight dykes, I'd be glad to become one for the five minutes it would take for me to knock you the hell out. Because, unlike Ashl...yn, I am incredibly immature and prone to childish facebook drama with childish people.
To recap: I've looked at your profile. I know where you live. See you soon, Mr. Bullwinkle.