I'm in Florida. I apologize for my away-ness. I've missed you dearly.
Ty and I are getting 30 baby Hedgehogs. For obvious reasons.
<3 This is Ty ^^
I miss Bebeh. A lot. Sometimes I think that I want to bake, then I realize I just haven't cuddled with her in a while.
I'm so S U N B U R N E D. I really cant move.
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Ty is cute. You are cute. Is he okay with our relationship? I mean, seeing as how I'm the Godmother of your future kids (and mistress, but that's much less important.)
Ashlyn, have you told him about coconut crabs? Because Florida is an awful lot like Hawaii, and I bet those menances can swim, and if they travel far enough they'll hit Florida and you'll be in danger. As the new man of the house, it's job to keep you out of danger.
Also, snakehead fish.
Also, punching shrimp.
Also, oil.
Ashlyn, you are my egret. If you get covered in oil and can no longer fly, I will bathe you in Dawn.
But not the shitty kind, the kind that's "soft on hands, tough on dirt." because I love you enough to spend the extra dollar.
Keep safe, egret.
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